Группа Sebkha-Chott
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INTRODUCTION
Sustained by a music oscillating between Frank Zappa and Magma, Mr Bungle and Fantômas, between 70's prog and 21st century's extrem metal, the story - the prank should I better say - of a dictatorship based on Mekanik Metal Disco's vinyls production and the aversion of the mustache. A crazy and resourceful tale, lead by those 8 notorious raving mad haunting the stage and setting fire to the audience with their enormous energy and their scathing, cynical and out of boundaries sense of humour...
SYNOPSIS
The strolling world of Ohreland takes place when Sebkha-Chott lands on stage. Lead by Wladimir Ohrelianov II's [bass] orders, the audience becomes the common people of Ohreland: falling on their knees in front of the Ohrelander pope Benoit Popol II [keyboards], the brother of the tyrant, slavering of envy (or jalousy) in front of the appealing and pernicious courtesan Yüla Slipovitch [drums], liquefied of desire (or complexs) in front of the cute and silky haired pirate Capt'ain Roses [guitar], impressed by the science and the increasing madness of the old crazy wise man Professor Siphon Troünezohle [samples/machines] and his brilliant finding: the Albino Rastafarï pretentiously named VaGoDor Deu Sahpun [saxophones], or else drinking a glass of rhum with the milician friend who cancels the parking tickets and that we would all have had as a friend, Tzom Trümb [Trombone], rhum served by the exotical and sanguine merovingian pimp Jules Lefranc-Gaulois Kaïser [percussions]. Honour is then made to the Mekanik Metal Disco for the length of a set (1 hour and a quarter or more) without any concession, punctuated with improvised theatral interventions and thus in perfect adequacy with the terrestrial actuality. The atmosphere regularly switches from broad jokes to nigthmares, following the rythm of the exacerbated faults of the tyrant and his flocks, to finally end up with a very unlikely outcome.
FEELINGS
100% of people wishing to express after a show of Sebkha-Chott talked about UFO, Extra-terrestrial, etc. , with a smile telling a lot about the state of bliss Sebkha-Chott plunged them in.
BIOGRAPHY
Sebkha-Chott is born in 2000, with two students wishing to play an original music, made of the most varied and unexpected interbreedings, as a gigantic slap crosswise etiquettes and categorisations. A few months after this genesis, a classical keyboard player joins them. Sebkha-Chott then appears under several forms, after a half-dozen of musicians has entered the band (guitar, brass). The arrival of a singer in 2003 brings an additional musical and theatrical energy. 2003 is also the releasing year of the first CD: "De l'existence de la mythologie chottienne en 7 cycles". This release will overlap with the foundation of the Amicale du Mekanik Metal Disco (AMMD). Sebkha-Chott's actual line-up is gathered during
2005, for the recording of the second CD: "Nagah Mahdi - Opuscrits en 48 rouleaux", produced by the AMMD too, but this time distributed by the prestigious progressives musics label Muséa Records (Ange, King Crimson, Jethro Tull, Marillion, etc.). The CD is released at the beginning of 2006, and more than ever clearly shows the musical wills of the band, which, on stage, resolutely takes the direction of concerts/shows based on improvised theatrical interventions, taking stand on a weird world populated with zany inhabitants personified by the musicians.
Influences
Mr Bungle, Magma, Frank Zappa, Fantômas, Carnival in Coal, Stupeflip, Fishbone, Naked City, Vicious Hairy Mary, Shanghai, Nuclear Rabbit, Tub Ring, Psykup, King Crimson, Goran Bregovic, Jethro Tull, Yes, Gentle Giant, Cannibal Corpse, Max Roach, Slayer, DeathMiles Davis, N Guyen Lê, Grip Inc, Charly Mingus, Svinkels, TTC, Busta Rhymes, Léo Ferré, Higelin, Faith No More, Jacques Brel, Tito Puente, Eddie Palmieri, Maraca, David Krakauer, So Called, Tool, Ange, Peeping Tom, Patton vs the X-ecutioners, Tomahawk, Dillinger Escape Plan, Masada, Trio Convulsant, Matt's Morgan, Cap'tain Beefheart, Jaco Pastorius, Al Di Méola, Estradasphere, MC Jean Gab'1, Java, Fela Kuti, Tower of Power, GTI, Aborted, Taraf de Haïdouks, Monthy Python.
Участники
Luxurious Whorestitute [Yüla Slipovitch] - drums & vocals
 An empty soul in a dreamed body, a vomiting bag in a velveten casket, briefly, a jug made of expensive metal is this Yüla Slipovitch. At the centre of all the quarrels since the beginning of times, this lively incarnation of the original Eve does not content with crunching the apple, she makes the seller pay the biggest price. Her front attires and her back ones, and those from between both and her coper and muslin inside transform her in the dreamed partner of all inhabitants of Ohreland, except the tyrant and Capt'ain Roses. That's much a pity as the prudish and untidy damsel would be ready to leave all her plastic ducks to spend just a night in an enamelen bathtube in the gaunt of Capt'ain Roses shoulder. Even the marvelous poem of love Casius Clay had sent did not manage to charm her. It has to be said, however, that this hand-written sheet, parfumed with ginger and messed up with pools of tea looked like a puzzle when he finally managed to slide it in the envelop.
Militiaman Chief [Tzom Trümb] - trombone
 Tzom Trümb is a senior of the municipal harmony of Rouperroux-le-Coquet (72110 - France). Fired after having, several times, played the funeral march instead of opening the bann, what lead to the death of about fourty war-heroes in a great mirth, he kept the love of the uniform and the march, but also a woeful and a permanent shame he tries to drown with alcohol since then. Some would say Tzom Trümb is binary, as his vital functions are limited to snorring and sleep, but that would be a great mistake, Tzom Trümb is not binary, he is manichean. And his sight of good and bad is as dull and loaded as his breath, and heavily subjected to variations, as it reflects the tyrant's vague desires in terms of repression. Yet, Tzom Trümb doesn't possess a nuclear-duck-gun, but this should not be long, "and on that day, said Casius Clay, it won't be the moment to toss restlessly in all directions !"
Dictator [Wladimir Ohrelianov II] - bass & vocals
 Wladimir Ohrelianov II is the stumbling block of the strolling world of Ohreland; well instead of stumbling block, one should rather speak of pebble or gravel. Perched since 10000 years on his stilts-shoes, he holds forth, distributes orders and mace blows, following the crazy rythm of his changes of humor. No historian, no philosopher, no champion of full-contact is able to explain why nobody gives him his blows back. There are rumors that this is related to the fact that only Wladimir Ohrelianov II has the power to trigger phenomenal thunderstorms of any kind, applause among others, but also of nuclear plastic ducks...Only Casius Clay wrote a report on this subject, but all the skilliest graphologists say it's unreadable.
Pope and suprem scout chief [Benoît Popol] - keyboards & vocals
 Second member of the family II (Tooh), Benoît Popol, younger brother of Wladimir Ohrelianov, intended a career of militarian-chaplain for Ohrelander frog-men; career he had imagined full of an extrem absolution and a long friendship, unequivocal, and sticky. Alas, alas, the lack of faith and love he found in the protruding eyes of his parishioners quickly remembered him that, as the proverb from Auvergne tells, "Vechias are not lightche, by Toutatiche !". Convinced to renounce to his entire convictions and wishes, he asked his brother to nominate him Pope of the Mekanik Metal Disco, what was done in the hour. Thus finding himaself at the highest place of the clergy, Benoît Popol could practise the faith and his love of Yvette H. With his manner and as he wished. As a revenge toward the three plastic ducks who shared the benches of the city school with him, Huey, Dewey and Louie, who shamedly made fun of his guidance towards the frog-men - for a dark story of tigh - he nominated himself Suprem Scout, and since that day make the little kids have a rough time... Even Casius Clay, on top of his physical shape, never shivered as much as an altar boy after the church service, let's imagine.
Piwate fwom the canawies [Cap'tain Roses] - guitar & vocals
 "Laugh! Laugh! But one day, I'll do Le Mans-Strasbourg via Novossibirsk by swimming on inflating skies propelled by nuclear energy from bathroom..." Listening to this, the mother of the little Roses bent over a bit more on her chair, and doing this punctured her eyes with a fork, whereas his father was ending the erosion of his kneecaps with his hands (he would never be able to stand up anymore). Slaming the door of the family house, the little Roses, lost in his dreams and Rémibrickesque's destiny, left his old elder finish their life in the biggest disability, chose to get the rank of Capt'ain, and flew flat out for a big trip. In the early eighties, he disambarks in the USA to see if "Le Mans, it's on that way, maybe ?", having noticed a huge concentration of 4x4 cars ("Uh, 24, easy ! just like the 24 hours of Le Mans, pfffff..."). He meets there a young boy named Axl, who learns him everything: love, chess, the love of chess, the loving defeats, gun shooting, and guitar, for which the Capt'ain owns special capabilities. After a scuffle for a bandana, the duet breaks down and the treacherous Axl uses the patronymic of Axl Roses and founds a Hard Rock band that has stolen everything to the Capt'ain. During this period Capt'ain reaches Ohreland by a manner or another, exactly when he was asking Casius Clay to smash Axl's face, what unfortunately did not arrive, Casius Clay having a safety pin hammered in his nose after giving a try to pick the lock on.
Venusian albinos rastafari [VaGoDor Deu Sahpun] - saxophones
 The VaGoDor Deu Sahpun is born after the defeat of a Nuclear physics in bathroom experiment lead by the Professor Siphon Troünezohle and called Hennaed Shampoo, Neoprene and Floorcloth for the atomic regeneration of the scalp : modelling and application to the plastic ducks and the sponges. At the moment, it is not possible to describe precisely the process of creation and what gave life to The VaGoDor Deu Sahpun. In the same manner, scientists hardly find the proportions in The Vagodor's composition; one can only advance hypothethis, even if he is undeniably consituted of sponges and florrclothes (hair and capillary system), and of plastic ducks (ambulatory system). The Professor Siphon Troünezohle is pretending he is Venusian, and assesses he had come to Ohreland to became his disciple, as the nuclear physics in bathroom is a high skill research domain in the south-east of Venusia. Concerning his blue color, all the fault returns to Casius Clay, who was in charge of the wash of The Vagodor's bully button with methylene blue.
Intensive farmer [Julios Lefranc-Gaulois Kaïser] - percussions
 Holder of all the Gallic culture for intensive farming of rubber ducks, and all the merovingian tradition for steel work, Julios Lefranc-Gaulois Kaïser chose a redeployment in the plastic ducks and enamelen bathtubes to actively participate to the scientific excellence of Ohreland. But far from denying his Merovingian and Gallic origins, this veteran of the Gergovian regiment still practices the ancestral fight of rubber ducks armed with a tin dagger, and has opened a bar/fighting room for this occasion. Bets are doing well, and the investment is lucrative, even with the financial failure of Casius Clay's fight with his fork and his pea, fight for which many spectators complained about not having a decoder.
Cumming scientist - machines
 Professor at the Academy of Infused Sciences with Ohrelander bergamot orange, Siphon Troünezohle is the guarantor of the national safety, in the way he assesses he made the bomb. Moreover, many tries in bathtubes lead him to state the three fundamental principles of the nuclear physics in bathroom:I If a body hits very hard a stick of uranium against the enamel of a bathtube that made nothing to him, there are two possibilities: the stick breaks, we then acquired some bad quality uranium, the enamel breaks, leading to a leak of the bathtube, in all cases, the body can feel happy the bathtube does not hit him in return. II The plastic ducks and the sponges do not understand anything in the nuclear physics, in particular if after saying "Coin Coin" ("I take you in the atomic fallout shelter" in ducks language) one put them in the little plastic basket beneath the tap, they will never move. III Nuclear physics in bathroom is a rigorous subject, one should never change the battery of the dildo when its receptacle is under water whereas one should finish full of shame (between other things), and singing anything. This last point is really important, as Casius Clay constitutes a particularly efficient, batteryless and confortable alternative.
Divine trinity - sound, lights & web
 Mekanik Metal Disco's religion relies on a being out of place and respectable divine triptych: Supreme and strapping divinity with mustache [Yvette H.] - Web-design; Dark and limping divinity [Pak'Otorep] - Sound; Emphatetic and amphibian sarcastic divinity [Unam Kreutzer] - Lights
Missed defuncts - miscellaneous
 Nobody drives apart from Ohreland, Ohreland is leaving. This section gathers some illustrious patriots, some traitorous too, including those who created the resistance, and others who, for not beeing anymore happy in Ohreland (temporary nervous breakdown, with no doubt), jumped off the strolling world of Ohreland, and crashed as humans on the floor.
May their soul and their projects rest in peace, even if sole the Mekanik Metal Disco equals the Mekanik Metal Disco...
Lieutenant [Alter Frabrovitch] - Keyboards; Gutter's sportman [Antòn Pinokiov] - Guitar; Marketing man [Benito Del Amafia] - Trumpet; Marketing man [Cristobal Del Amafia] - Trumpet; Countess [Gnania Del Amafia] - Vocals & Flutes; Vampire [Hrabě [Black] Sebbath] - Vocals; Television compere [Labial Aerostick] - Alto Saxophone; Plumbering comic [Marx Bronosov] - Trombone; Underseas hero [MeroumaN] - Guitar; Mimetic resistant [Mustach'Man] - Vocals; Marketing Man [P.A.Squale Del Amafia] - Saxophones
Дискография
2001-Ma Kët I [Demo]
2002-Bouge Tes Cheveux! [Demo]
2003-De L'existence... De La Mythologie Chottienne En 7 Cycles [Album]
2003-Entremetteur IndéconneXion #1 [Compilation]
2006-Nagah Mahdi - Opuscrits En 48 Rouleaux [Album]
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